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« on: July 13, 2012, 04:01:06 pm »

Having dug to a depth of 10 feet, New York scientists found a copper cable dating back to the first years of the 20th century, and concluded that their ancestors must have had a phone system in place 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, archaeologists in Los Angeles dug to a depth of 20 feet and found the remnants of a copper cable, dating back at least 200 years. It was reported in the LA Times that their ancestors must have a telecommunications system in place 100 years earlier than in New York.

LSU Archaelogy Dean, Alphonse Boudreaux, dug a hole 30 feet deep and found ... nothing. It was reported in the Shreveport Times that 300 years ago, the Cajuns here had already done gone wireless
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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2012, 07:54:49 am »

There are three guys hanging out in a kitchen. How can you tell which one is the cowboy?

He's the one on the range!!  Grin

Wocka-Wocka!!
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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2012, 09:23:18 am »

They did this on the Char-broil forum & some of the stories/jokes are a riot. There must be 100's up there at this time.




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« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2012, 09:31:16 am »



An older couple were driving down an Arkansas road when they
met an Arkansas State Trooper.  The old man saw the Trooper
make a u-turn and assumed he had been spotted not wearing his
selt belt, so he quickly put it on.

Sure enough, the Trooper pulled them over and told the old man
he was going to get a ticket for not wearing his seat belt.

The old man began to argue, insisting he had been wearing the seat
belt all along and the Trooper saying, “No, you put it on after
you saw me”.  The old man said “You can ask my wife – she’ll
tell you I had it on the whole time.”

Just to appease him, the Trooper leaned in and said “Ma’am, do
you have anything to say?”

The wife, who had been sitting there quietly throughout the encounter,
said “Officer, I have been married to this man for 25 years, and if
there is one thing I have learned in all that time, it’s....




Never argue with him when he’s been drinking!”

 




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« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2012, 05:37:22 pm »



I Just Realized Something.........

It just hit me!

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year, if any medical needs arise.

For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick ..........

My dog is a CONGRESSMAN !!!!





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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2012, 07:41:18 am »

What did the fish say when he swam head first into a wall?


"Dam!!"
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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2012, 08:54:02 am »

What did the fish say when he swam head first into a wall?


"Dam!!"


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« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2012, 08:18:18 am »

This was found on a man's tombstone...his five rules for having a happy life:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3, It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and won't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is romantic and likes to be with you.
5.It's very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me. 

OK last one for now......
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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2013, 03:03:37 pm »

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2013, 03:28:26 pm »

Goooooooood one!
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2013, 09:45:23 am »

Did you hear the sad story of three blonds found frozen in their car at the drive-in?
They apparently went to see "Closed for the Winter"
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