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« on: August 16, 2014, 10:31:33 pm »

A woman tells her new friend that she's getting married for the 4th time.
That's wonderful says the friend, but if you don't mind me asking, What happened to your 3rd husband?
He died from eating poisoned mushrooms.
That's tragic, what happened to your 2nd husband?
He died from eating poisoned mushrooms.
Wow, that's really tragic, I hate to ask what happened to your 1st husband.
He died from a broken neck.
A broken neck?
Yea, He wouldn't eat the mushrooms.  Grin
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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2015, 02:29:22 pm »

A woman tells her new friend that she's getting married for the 4th time.
That's wonderful says the friend, but if you don't mind me asking, What happened to your 3rd husband?
He died from eating poisoned mushrooms.
That's tragic, what happened to your 2nd husband?
He died from eating poisoned mushrooms.
Wow, that's really tragic, I hate to ask what happened to your 1st husband.
He died from a broken neck.
A broken neck?
Yea, He wouldn't eat the mushrooms.  Grin


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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2015, 05:24:15 pm »

Ok I don't want to get myself in trouble but since you just killed to men in your joke.....

Did you hear about the blonds that they found dead at the drive in theater in the spring?

Apparently they froze to death while waiting for the movie "closed for the season" to start.


I know that was pretty bad and I'm prepared for the shaming that my come lol
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« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2015, 11:46:40 am »

Ok I don't want to get myself in trouble but since you just killed to men in your joke.....

Did you hear about the blonds that they found dead at the drive in theater in the spring?

Apparently they froze to death while waiting for the movie "closed for the season" to start.


I know that was pretty bad and I'm prepared for the shaming that my come lol

It is actually a new twist on an old joke Grin


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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2015, 02:13:02 pm »

Ok I don't want to get myself in trouble but since you just killed to men in your joke.....

Did you hear about the blonds that they found dead at the drive in theater in the spring?

Apparently they froze to death while waiting for the movie "closed for the season" to start.


I know that was pretty bad and I'm prepared for the shaming that my come lol

It is actually a new twist on an old joke Grin




I've heard a few variations of the jokes, but it's one of those it's so dumb it's funny
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